A ventriloquist fart is when you stare down someone else after you cut a fart so people around you will suspect the other person.
My Dad cut a silent fart on the elevator and started staring at this other guy. All the other passengers started staring at the other guy too. My Dad made a dummy out of him. It was the perfect ventriloquist fart.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012
The drive to the beach sucked because Hugh had some serious beer farts and it was raining. I couldn't open my window and my eyes were watering in that gastank.
by Omphalos October 26, 2012