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Vietnamese sandwich 

A sex maneuver in which one partner spreads the other partner and proceeds to smear the butter. Immediately after, the vegetables and the meat are inserted within the buns. Finally, the climax occurs when the sandwich is devoured.
My name is Hangbo I duh horny for Aaron Cha. Thus, I gave my partner a Vietnamese sandwich. He especially enjoyed the butter that I smeared all over his face and he also enjoyed the vegetables and meat that I inserted in his buns.
Vietnamese sandwich by sexymania October 7, 2011

vietnamese sandwich 

When a person eats a plate of spoiled food and defecates diarrhea in their partners mouth in which the proceed to eat it with delight.
I cooked my bf some raw beef today on purpose, Im hungry for a Vietnamese sandwich tonight

Man, that jerk stole my lunch Im gonna give him a vietnamese sandwich tomorrow.

Alex loves vietnamese sandwiches from richey's he says they're the best, especially on latin night.
vietnamese sandwich by Shwan January 5, 2009

Vietnamese Noodle Sandwich 

National dish of Vietnam. The precise way in which it is made is a closely-guarded secret, handed down only by Vietnamese mothers to their daughters. However, the ingredients are public knowledge:

2 nubile Vietnamese women (if unavailable, substitute 2 Hmongs)
1 noodle (firm to touch)
2 meatballs
4 bamboo canes (for support)

Cook for approximate 1 hour. Once cooked, the ingredients will be covered in a tasty, nutritious gelatinous soup.
"Once you have tasted a Vietnamese noodle sandwich, you will never go back".
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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