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Velvet Rope 

When an elderly woman gives a bj and takes her dentures out
man this old bitch gave me a velvet rope last night.
Velvet Rope by cerberus6644 February 25, 2011

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When you are V.I.P to any event you are invited to. Special privilaged. Refers to the velvet rope you have to get past in order to be in the V.I.P section.
You must not know who I am.I'm Big-Liek,I get the velvet rope treatment

velvet rope whore

An individual whose primary goal in life is finding a way into the most exclusive social events and establishments.
"That guy is on a first name basis with every bouncer in New York City. He's such a velvet rope whore."
velvet rope whore by Rachel S February 9, 2006

Velvet rope policy 

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.
Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...
Velvet rope policy by Jon Ace March 30, 2009

velvet rope revolution 

One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.

Velvet Rope Treatment 

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
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