Inverted Missionary

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.

Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.

by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

DIHV

An acronym that stands for "Defecate In Her Vagina". (See: Alabama Hotpocket)

Guy 1: I need something to do to spice up my sex life with my girl...

Guy 2: DIHV!

by Jon Ace March 21, 2007

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010

<(:D)>

An emoticon depicting:

- "Here I am!"
- "Surprise!"
- Someone wanting a hug.

It can also be used in a humorous/wise ass sense as shown in the example.

Person 1: I was going fast on the road, then I slammed the brakes and made a skid mark.

Person 2: Where? In your underwear? <(:D)>

by Jon Ace May 07, 2007

Velvet rope policy

In the gaming world, a velvet rope policy is when an end-user pays money to gain an unfair advantage over others who don't pay to play.

Pay $5 a month to get turns at a faster rate? No thanks. Fucking velvet rope policy...

by Jon Ace November 16, 2008

being Lin

Showing abilities that were you were not expected to have.

Based off the previously unexpected and unknown ability of NBA player Jeremy Lin.

Can also be used in the phrase "be Lin".

Person A does the unexpected.

Person B to Person A: "You're being Lin!"

by Jon Ace February 16, 2012

Joykill

A person or event that ruins a good time. When something "bursts your bubble".

Synonym for killjoy.

"Sick_Heret1c", you're such a joykill.

The thunderstorm that started up while we were at the beach was a joykill.

by Jon Ace May 20, 2006