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The sexual attributes of high end bicyles.
What are you reading? Just checking out the Colnagos and Pinarellos in this Veloporn magazine.
Veloporn by Paul Costello November 11, 2003
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A VELPER is someone who Rides a bicycle at Night with wheels and or Frame covered in LED Lights. Origins of this term and inception of the LED bicycle references Venice California this term has Spread Worldwide and so anyone who puts led Lights on their bicycle are considered a VELPER
We are in Venice California and at Sunset all the VELPERS come out on their Bicycles.

Did you see all of those Lit Bicycles the other night? Those people where definitely VELPERS
Velper by Marc Sombrero June 7, 2017
A VELPer is any participant in the Venice Electric Light Parade
Check out all the lights on that bike ridden by that VELPer!
VELPer by Shamanatrix June 7, 2017
She’s amazing and very sweet! 💞
Shes amazing and sweet! She must be a veloera“
veloera by Evafursda December 1, 2021
A person who is really disrespectful, soft and anxious and expects you to care about their opinions on peoples looks.
If you ever meet this kind of person it is suggested that you hold a distance of 7 feet from them.
If the above is not possible, then you should not talk to the Veloser.
If the person comes in contact with you, then you should agree to everything they say. Just make sure to not build a friendship with them.
Veloser: I hate Max. He looks so awful.
You: Yeah same.
Veloser: Wanna be friends?
You: No thanks.
Veloser by Sussyman420 April 23, 2022

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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