noord

Noob+Tard in one word. Someone who is the opposite of skilled and intelligent. Blames others for own mistakes.

Jack is such a noord. He has tried to play Dark Souls for five hours already and still doesn't understand the game mechanics. That button mashing fool.

noord by XeOmAlOm March 24, 2017

Noord

When something had the best possible outcome.

Damn dude the exam was noord.

Noord by SA Bloak July 1, 2020

Rozzum-Noord Massive 

A street gang from the North Side of Rossum, a little town in Twente (Netherlands). The gangmembers are famous for their handshake that they took from the movie "the little rascals" (hand waving under their chin), and their lack of morals.

Dont fuck with me holmes, dont you know I belong to Rozzum-Noord Massive?

Rozzum-Noord Massive by Jan Diederik van Uytdenhuizen July 26, 2007

Delft Noord

The coolest place on earth, in it lies the most famous of Delft.

'Country roads, take me home,
To the place I belong,
Delft Noord!'

Delft Noord by Smegmed November 22, 2021

Noodler 

An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.

Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.

Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019

touch noodle 

A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video

Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole

touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018

thunder noodle 

A noodle that falls down the stairs and sounds like thunder.

I woke up to thunder this morning and thought there were storms. Turns out it was just a thunder noodle coming down the stairs.

thunder noodle by mooncow728 July 21, 2021