Velje 

The most nice guy you could ever meet! He's lovely, understanding and kind, always there for you when you need him and overall the sweetest soul🥺

Someone: My head hurts😭
Velje: *brings you everything you need*

Velje by Your bestie 🥰 January 24, 2025

purple velvet plant 

A cool house plant whose leaves look like they're covered in purple velvet. It's a vine & can grow in excess of 6' & its flowers look almost like dandelions but more orange.

The purple velvet plant was my favorite & I was shocked when it grew those beautiful flowers!

purple velvet plant by Starchylde May 27, 2016

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed by S.M. Entertainment. The group debuted on August 1, 2014, with their digital single "Happiness". The group originally consisted of four members but in March 2015, they officially added a new member. The group is now composed of five members: Irene, Seulgi, Wendy, Joy and Yeri.

Stan talent? Stan Red Velvet!

Red Velvet by jennie kim December 25, 2016

Red Velvet

Red Velvet are already K-pop’s most musically interesting girl group, and “Bad Boy” solidifies them as one of the best in the game overall.

Everyone must stan Red Velvet

Red Velvet by pinkredible December 18, 2018

Red Velvet Challenge 

When you eat some cake, cookies or other pastries flavored with red velvet and then after digestion have to determine if you’re expieriencing anal bleeding or it’s just the red velvet. The time between consumption and expulsion usually prompts a momentary period of panic during a shit before you remember your poo is red because of something you ate rather than a serious hemorrhage.

This whole wedding party gonna be taking the Red Velvet Challenge in about 18-24 hrs.

It’s always funny taking the Red Velvet Challenge because I always forget until I wipe and think my asshole is bleeding. After about three seconds of panic I remember what I ate, chuckle, and think “damn, tricked myself again!”

Grandma called the ambulance last night cause she thought she prolapsed her rectum again. Little does she know my baking made her a contestant in the red velvet challenge

Red Velvet Challenge by But Sects September 3, 2023

Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.

"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.

Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a group made out of pure lesbian legends

Stream Really Bad Boy By the Gay legends Red Velvet

Red Velvet by bunny fairy December 6, 2018