Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!

V-Bear by crosk December 5, 2011

Related Words

V-Bear • vear • Veary • vblart • Veara • vearcees • Veard • Vearhn • Vearoh • Veartless

Veard

A vagina beard.

"Dude when I went to bang Julie and saw that she had a veard I almost yacked."

Veard by elcaballo November 12, 2009

vblart

When a female sprays blood from her gaping vagina by way of a build up of gas.

Aka. "vagina blood fart."

Other uses include adding "vbl" to the beginning of any word to give it a funny connotation.

"Christine vblarted all over the toilet seat."

Other connotations...

Tyler: "I got vblarried this vbleekend."

Austin: "I got vblitzed last night and have extreme vblanxiety about it."

Brandon: "Last night was vblrazy. I vblonesawed all over the place and D'd so many Ds."

Huge Gene: "I was vblitfaced on the vbleach vbloday and vblate vblrees."

Tripp: "I love vblissing on peoples' sisters and vblull nettle."

Erik: "I like to claim that I vblounded the Vblausage Caucus, even the all I did was vblreate a vbleb site that no one vbluses."

Drew: "I vblove Katie."

Vblooper: "Vbleh, vbleh, vbleh."

Grant: "Vblave, vbleve, vblive, vblove, vbluv."

vblart by Hans C. Johnson October 30, 2011

Vear

It`s normal to assume that Vear is not the same as Sem, but in reality everything that passes the roundabout at coop is considered SEM. Sem is kown for incest, cows and tractors, so people would hide their Sem-nes by saying that they are from Vear.

No I`m not from Sem, I`m from Vear.

Vear by TBG mafakka April 8, 2019

vmearkii

Begs for go4 charms because we can’t win one

vMearkii Go4 charmless

vmearkii by We don’t like Apiiax October 6, 2020

Veary

A girl who knows what she wants. She will do everything to get to her dreams. She is a strong , independent bitch , and she’s proud of it. She is smart ,very talented ,lovely, sweet and very kind . She is better in everything but when it comes to love she is a loser. She is the kind of energy that everyone needs in their life. She has a wonderful personality and a great sense of humour to go with it . She may be shy at first but once you get to know her you won’t regret it .

Veary are you there ?

You are amazing. Please keep up your good work

Veary by Veary November 21, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026