V-Bear

A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.

Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!

by crosk December 05, 2011

Mr. Quiggles

Another name for a hermaphrodite that frequently masturbates anally and pets V-Bears in him/her spare time.

Honey is that a guy or girl, no it is a Mr. Quiggles.

by crosk November 28, 2011

Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.

Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.

by crosk November 03, 2011

Talk Shit, Eat Shit

When someone is talking shit and they continue to run their mouth, and you beat the shit out of them and make them eat shit.

Guy 1: "Man's you're such a pussy"
Guy 2: Beats the shit out of guy 1 then makes guy 1 eat shit. Then Guy 2 says "Talk Shit, Eat Shit.

by crosk December 05, 2011

F.D.S.

Floppy Dick Syndrome
When you run and your dick flops around uncontrollably

Tim: hold up I can't run anymore
John: why man?
Tim: I got f.d.s.

by crosk August 06, 2012