Vaylet

Vaylet is the most amazing girl on the planet. She is very beautiful and intelligent. She is very sweet and kind. she will always have your back and will always be there for you. If you mess with a vaylet she will end you. Basically what i am trying to say is if you know a vaylet keep them because they are the best people

"omg did you see vaylet she is sooo beautiful"

by yimmek February 6, 2021

Rusty Valet

Eating ass in a car, usually in a semi public place, ie, McDonald's parking lot.

Mike gave me a Rusty Valet right there in the handicapped parking spot of Wal-Mart last night!
You better marry him Jane, he is a keeper!

by Calopolus October 4, 2010

nigger valet

1) a self-important person that parks in fire lanes and no-parking zones in front of businesses. can be seen at Walmart or Kmart. Usuaaly has children in the back seat with grandmother swatting them from the front.
2) Someone who parks close to the doors of a store in order to save walking 20 more feet. typ. obese and needs more exercise.

"They ain't no parkin spaces close"

"Stupid, pull me up the front of the sto and we'll nigger valet it"

by Frank Discussion October 1, 2006

Valet Wipe

When your sexual partner cleans your genitals post climactic sexual intercourse.

Gary laid back enjoying the after glow after pounding Tonya to orgasm. She thanked him by cleaning herself and giving Gary a Valet Wipe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Valetirian

Valeitirian is a term/name or slang for a short person

"Wow, that's a pretty short person"
"Must be a Valetirian"

by IAmNotValetirian January 5, 2023

Hip Hop Valet Parking

Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.

T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.

by Gary Vitalis April 9, 2009

Varlet

A Shakespearean insult that is defined by the character of Thersites in the comedic tragedy, Troilus and Cressida, as a "masculine whore" (5.1.17).

In other words, this is a 17th Century term for a manslut.

Thersites: Prithee, be silent, boy; I profit not from thy talk. Thou art said to be Achilles' male varlet.

Patroclus: Male varlet, you rogue! What's that?

Thersites: Why, his masculine whore.

(Troilus and Cressida, Act 5 Scene 1, lines 13-17)

by MoonlitG February 10, 2013