Vaxxinitus 

A fatal virus that causes people infected to not vaccinate their kids

1: Why won’t Joes Mom get him vaccinated
2: It’s because she got diagnosed with Vaxxinitus

Vaxxinitus by SaltEaterMidir March 5, 2019

vaginitus 

1. A condition in which the afflicted person comlpains about pain that would affect him/her from participating in any phase of daily life; when in reality, he/she is just being a pussy.

Examples:
a. Kris won't be in to work today because he has vaginitus.
b. Harry can't play ball because he has acute ankle vaginitus(Sore Ankle).
c. Peter won't go out tonight, as usual, because he sufers from chronic vaginitus(He's ALWAYS a pussy).

vaginitus by John T. Black September 8, 2005

Vaginitus 

The condition in which an employee seems to be sick on a monthly basis and needs to go home early.

( i.e. Tim came into work today and started complaining of being sick. Obviously, Vaginitus has set in.)

Vaginitus by ITGUY27 February 29, 2012

vaginitus 

a condition a person is in where they're a cry about everything.

Andrea's boyfriend; Anthony has vaginitus.

vaginitus by WEHateYouuuuuu April 5, 2008

Cockus Vaginitus 

A rather terrifying disease in which a vagina begins to grow on the underside of a man's penis. The starting stage resembles nothing more then a mere "cut" on the penis. The second stage is the formation of a clitoris directly above the said "cut." The third stage is the actual formation of the "lips" of the "Cockus Vaginitus." At which point, consulting a doctor is of an immediate emergency; to avoid any long-term damage. The final stage is the actual formation of a full female vagina, but on the underside of the male's penis. This is still under continuous studies for the connections of the actual Cockus Vaginitus being capable for sexual intercourse, as well as determining whether or not this turns an individual into a registered hermaphrodite.

"Hey, Jerry! What're your plans after work today?"

"I'm going to the doctors to get my penis checked out."

"Ew, gross! Why?"

"I think I may have Cockus Vaginitus."

"Oh, gosh. I'm so sorry, man."

Cockus Vaginitus by Jason Hauffman July 28, 2012