The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the femalevagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.
"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."
A fear of reading; especially in public due to the anticipation of words that are difficult to pronounce or are unfamiliar to the reader.
When asked to read the Preamble to the Constitution, a student froze mid-sentence and fainted on stage. This was subsequently attributed to lexiphobia.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."