Vaueli 

If you don't have a Vaueli then you better get one ASAP. A Vaueli is the kind of guy you'd always dream about. A hardcore Chad that is sweet and protective over his friends. Vaueli is a strong, badass jock (usually with a strong jaw and a muscular build) that is very sensitive when it comes to his partner and family. All Vaueli's have a musical talent and are oh so good at making beautiful songs, they are very smart and will do whatever it takes to get revenge on those who are disapproval of him and his loved ones. You'll be very lucky once you get your naughty hands a a Vaueli. He is very sexy when it comes to making love, with his seductive voice and his strong hips, he'll give you the night of your life. If you are a Vaueli then you are the most coolest chad out there!

Person1: "Hey dude, I just got invited to Vaueli's party!"
Person2: "OMG what!?!? You're SO lucky man."
Person1: "I know right? Vaueli is the most coolest guy on campus!"

Vaueli by Very-Cheery-Cherry! November 23, 2021

Vaueli 

If you don't have a Vaueli in your life then you better get one ASAP! Because they are the most coolest, awesome guy you'll ever have in your life. A Vaueli is often a strong, independent chad that always look out for his friends and family. Vaueli is usually the guy you'd really want a high-five from. Although Vaueli are pretty rare, if you do manage to befriend one then you are the most luckiest person ever. All Vaueli are sexy and smart and have a very seductive singing voice (and a talented trait when playing brass and woodwind) that will put you to sleep when listening to it. But you have to be very careful when being in a relationship with a Vaueli, seeing other guys is very cruel and you'll regret it once your Vaueli is gone. Vaueli is the most amazing, most awe-inspiring person at school and will help anybody that are feeling down. (Vaueli would make an astonishing president!)

Dude1: "Dude, I just got invited to Vaueli's party!"
Dude2: "Dude! Awesome. Isn't he the most coolest person like ever?"
Dude:1: "I know right? I'd literally kill just to have a drink with him."

Vaueli by Very-Cheery-Cherry! November 23, 2021

Vaueli 

If you don't have a Vaueli in your life then you better get one ASAP! Because they are the most coolest, awesome guy you'll ever have in your life. A Vaueli is often a strong, independent chad that always look out for his friends and family. Vaueli is usually the guy you'd really want a high-five from. Although Vaueli are pretty rare, if you do manage to befriend one then you are the most luckiest person ever. All Vaueli are sexy and smart and have a very seductive singing voice (and a talented trait when playing brass and woodwind) that will put you to sleep when listening to it. But you have to be very careful when being in a relationship with a Vaueli, seeing other guys is very cruel and you'll regret it once your Vaueli is gone. Vaueli is the most amazing, most awe-inspiring person at school and will help anybody that are feeling down. (Vaueli would make an astonishing president!)

person1: "Oh my god man, I just got invited to Vaueli's party!"
person2: "Jesus really? Vaueli's like the coolest guy at school man"
person1: I know right? I'd literally die if I got to drink with him!"

Vaueli by Very-Cheery-Cherry! November 23, 2021

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

Vaselize 

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

Vaselize by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

Vanelis 

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.

That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.

Vanelis by klinggirl February 2, 2010

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009