Vartio 

A faggot.

"Man, Vartio is a tremendous faggot!"

Vartio by BYOND January 9, 2013

Vartika 

One that spreads the light of knowledge.

One who is Loving, caring but stands up for her rights.

Vartika literally translates to the wick of a candle that spreads light.

Vartika by Divinity123 March 1, 2010

Standing Blow-vation 

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

Standing Blow-vation by OgJaw February 11, 2013

oh my various gods

Similar to the use of oh my God, as in a situation of great surprise. This is better suited for polytheists such as Hindu's, and for those who want to draw looks in public.

Oh my various Gods, I ran out of gas!

oh my various gods by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Various toast 

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

Various toast by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

Vartika 

The most loving person you'll ever meet. Resilient, strong, powerful, soft, gorgeous, idiot all in the right proportions. Might be a bit overthinker. Makes you feel special. Cuddly like a teddy.

Scared easily, even by dogs. Sleeps a lot. But she cute as hell. You could feel safe and vulnerable both with her. She makes you open up and she opens up to you. Changes you for a better you. Trustworthy person. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing you can ever see. She looks into your eyes and stares down your soul.

Don't you ever let her go.

I'll find me a Vartika to love.

Vartika by idiot_lolu November 14, 2022

Vartika 

Lives on gossip. Asks too many questions but the most supportive friend one can ask for.

Friend: I want to take a dump
Vartika: Why? Where? When? How? With whom?

Vartika by MS_P July 1, 2019