Definitions by Trigital

varnish 

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

varnish by Trigital October 28, 2010