Varnian

1. Someone from Varna (Bulgarian Town).
2. A virgin soldier, usually killed in action.

-> Originates from the Polish king Włądysław III 'Warneńczyk' (aka Ladislaus III of Varna), who died a virgin while trying to crusade in the Balkans.

Joe: "Yo dude, remember Vlad?"
Dude: "Yeah, wasn't he the Varnian who died by trying to raid a kebab shop cuz the kebab pizza increased in price by 30 cents?"
Joe: "Yeah dude inflation has shagged us to the brim."

by Seacole June 11, 2025

Varian

The most adorable cartoon character ever to exist.

From Tangled the Series.

varian is so cute, even when he's trying to kill everyone.

by silverwuvs April 11, 2020

Varian

The name Varian is French for "variable", which means something not consistent or liable to change.

Varian: I don't like to change myself for any reason . . . except if something emotionally traumatizing happens to someone I really care about.
Rudiger: Skree, chirrrp, Grrrrr.
Varian: Your right, Rudiger. Like that would ever happen.

by BlackRoseAki January 28, 2019

omicron variant

the latest DLC to Coronavirus: The Game

"oh god oh fuck i hope omicron variant doesn't reach new zealand"

by anonymous December 5, 2021

sigma variant

A disease affecting one's ability to stop grustling. Often combined with a lone wolf attitude and an affinity for cryptocurrency.

I think Edwin caught the sigma variant, he won't stop talking about Gary V.

by mteusz November 28, 2021

vernian

One who believes the Jules Vernes work was based on fact, not fiction

Jimmy was a strong vernian, like his father.

by nsnlover4lif November 21, 2013

B.C. variant

Highly infectious, but slightly weaker strain of the Covid-19 virus, especially pertaining to the origin of the region southwest Missouri, in which the infected victim suffers from the unstoppable urge to violently sneeze everywhere in a 5 meter radius, sniffle at an earthshattering volume, and play either mobile games or Valorant during study halls.

"Bro, Benji cover your mouth！I ain't tryin to get B.C. variant!

by Trip@Knight December 2, 2021