Vapire 

Vapire (noun) pronounced (vay-pire) Someone who smokes cigarettes, but hits your e-cig all the time. A nicotine Vampire. Vapires can only be killed by being stabbed in the heart with a sharp electronic cigarette, or in the ear.

Michael: Dude my battery is already dead. Rachael has cigarettes Wtf?
Gabriel: She sounds like a Vapire, better stab her.

Vapire by Miguel444 March 19, 2014

Emotional Vapire 

Those vapers who are condescending towards others because they are smokers. They preach about the benefits of vaping e.g. in the office, indoors etc etc. They act like they’re selling religion door to door when it comes to the vaping industry.

It is not just annoying it's also emotionally draining listening to them bleat on and on.

"Bernard from Accounts won't stop droning on and on about the benefits of vaping and how cool it is. He's an Emotional Vapire!"

Emotional Vapire by mygreekmum November 24, 2018

Qi Vampire 

1) An individual whose presence in your life results in most of your interactions with them leaving you drained, spent, and feeling like your own Qi ("life force" energy in Traditional Chinese Medicine) has been sucked right out of you; 2) A two-legged spiritual and/or emotional parasite of epic proportions; 3) That friend who always has some sort of disaster going on in their life that they can't help but impose into YOUR life each time.

My friend's divorce was over five years ago, but every ongoing battle with his ex, over cash and kids, gets described to me in minute detail on a daily basis. The man is a Qi vampire!

Qi Vampire by Phuqit January 25, 2010

Value Vampire 

Value Vampire - A person who when present, sucks all of the value out of a room.

Owen, Tom and Jordan are together having a great time and are all adding value to each others mood. James arrives on the scene and unbalances the harmony by not adding any value at all and in fact sucking some of the value out of the situation and everyones mood.

When James leave's Owen might say to Tom and Jordan: "I'm Glad James is gone, he is such a value vampire". The mood would then improve as value is replenished.

Value Vampire by PaperBiiiiitch September 28, 2011

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021

Vaporeon 

cute cat/fish pokemon that has been ruined by society

134# Vaporeon

Vaporeon by Ahumi September 13, 2021

Fluoride Vampire 

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

Fluoride Vampire by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013