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Vootard 

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Being a vootard or vootarding describes the practice of acting like a retard on purpose, just for the simple fact of entertainment and self-amusement. Even though it is often about self-amusement, it is commonly done in a group of people, to share the amusement. Vootarding mostly takes place on the internet e.g. on Discord, Twitter, or any other platform where jokesters and memesters gather. The word's origin stems from a Magic Voodoo Cult centered around fun and jokesters.

Vootard can be used as a noun, verb, or even an adjective.
He's such a vootard always mocking people! (noun)
Man, I wish I was still in school, vootarding was way more fun back there. (verb)
He's such a vootardious degen! (adjective)
Vootard by Magic Meme Money December 12, 2022
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Vaxtard 

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Someone who worships covid mRNA shots religiously. These people called for the persecution of people who didn’t take the shot and signed their babies up to be in big pharma experiments. They tend to be low IQ liberal NPCs who think politicians and big pharma have their best interest in mind.
VaxTard : “1 am fully vaccinated and boosted, and I just tested positive for covid 19. I am grateful for the protection my vaccines continue to provide”
Vaxtard by Gigachad69911 July 1, 2022

Vaxtard 

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Someone who naively believes that the COVID vaccines are the ultimate cure and will make COVID disappear. Despite the fact that these vaccines are entirely experimental and are seeing a rapid decline in efficiency over time. Vaxtards are also typically liberals who watch fake news media 24/7, use Google for researching, and believe anything that corrupt medical elites say on TV. They also get extremely butthurt when someone raises objections towards the COVID vaccines.
Vaxtard: Don't wait. Save lives today by getting a COVID vaccine. It's not about freedom. It's about making the right choices.
Normal person: These vaccines were rushed and they're experimental. Will the makers face any liability if I get hurt?
Vaxtard: Wah wah waaaahhhh!!! AnTi-VaXxEr!!!!!!!!
Vaxtard by RealJason September 11, 2021

Vagtard 

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Celsius is a vagtard.
Vagtard by anto_capone October 1, 2010

Vaxtard 

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Anyone suffering from obvious cognitive dissonance in regards to vaccine safety. They are incapable of logical thought on the subject, unable to change their opinion when it is soundly proven wrong. This is known as being vaxtarded.
If you do everything the government tells you to and then beg for more DNA abuse from the jews you are fully vaxtarded.
I dumped my girlfriend she is such a fucking vaxtard; she got 4 jabs!!
Vaxtard by Fauci Del Morte July 26, 2021

Valtard 

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Often refers to one who lacks total and utter common sense.
Dude, that valtard just lit his pubes on fire trying to light his cigarette.
Valtard by Drop Dead, Gorgeous April 15, 2008
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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