Definitions by Phatho
Randall
The name of a boy (not a man) that likes to start Twitter fights, but can't back himself up. Uses words such as "y'all" and "sweetheart" to make himself sound like he is from the south. You can usually smell him coming a mile away, because he is such a shitty person. Additionally, he is an honorary member of the thumbs. More than likely lives in his parents basement. Likes to downgrade girls with fat asses (prolly bc his is flatter than a tortilla).
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Ethan
An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.
Gomer
Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.
VanderLie
Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.
She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.