Phatho's definitions

Lozi

Someone who chases after someone of the opposite sex for their last name.

That girl. Ya her. She's a lozi.

by Phatho May 15, 2017

Thumb

A guy (or girl) whose body parts above the shoulders look like a thumb. Usually a large forehead.

Here come the thumbs!!

by Phatho May 20, 2017

VanderLie

Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.

She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.

by Phatho May 17, 2017

Ethan

An EXTREMELY self-conceited person. Would rather talk about themself than listen to someone's last words. The farthest thing from humble, appreciative, and respectful. Thinks every girl wants his dick. Likes to use the phrase: you don't know me. Dad bod is a requirement.

Ethan has pushed me over the edge. I can't hear myself think over him talking about himself.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Mckay

A person who gets pissed and doesn't tell you why. Then they act like everything is okay.

She said she was mad at me and then texted me two weeks later as if nothing happened. What a mckay.

by Phatho May 16, 2017

Mob

A group of guys that cannot do anything alone. They range from 2-10 people in their group. Use words such as "trim". Best to GTFO if they are around. Do not treat women with respecc.

I was sexualized again at lunch by the mob today.

by Phatho May 20, 2017

Gomer

Someone who is involved in the agriculture industry, specifically the livestock production side, but is not involved with the showing industry.

I can't stand freedies. Gomers are half as bad. They just don't have the swag. #StuntinIssaHabit

by Phatho May 20, 2017