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Vandyke
Vandyke by Aujenaespoor November 11, 2025

Grandpa Vandyke 

Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!

mason vandyke’d 

to get/ or be taken advantage of sexually against your own will.
last weekend was horrible, i got mason vandyke’d at that party.

Van Dyke 

A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!
Van Dyke by Laddy July 29, 2004

vandyken 

the Vandyken is when you let your partner insert no less than 3 fingers into your anus for sexual pleasure. making ones orgasm longer and more. male or female.
my girlfriend stuck 3 fingers in my ass (the vandyken) while giving me a blowjob.
vandyken by butmancan69 July 3, 2012

Dick Van Dyke 

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!
Dick Van Dyke by A random guy April 27, 2003