van Nistelrooy 

Scores for fun

van Nistelrooy by Anonymous September 27, 2003

van Nistelrooy 

The most complete centre forward in the universe. Scored 25 goals in the English Premiership. Won the Golden Boot. Top goal-scorer in the UEFA Champions League. Appears in every non-bias Dream Team. Coveted by every top team. Better than any Henry, Beattie, Owen and fucking idiots (people who do not support the richest, biggest and best football club on earth, Manchester United. All in all, no one can say a bad word about him.

Value: £100000000000000000000000000000m pounds (the lowest price he would cost)

As perfect as Van Nistelrooy

van Nistelrooy by A Red Devil fan - same as 10billion people across September 16, 2003

van Nistelrooy 

An otherwise talented dutch striker who falls faster than a two-legged chair.

"And van Nistelrooy goes down in the box again!"

van Nistelrooy by AVoiceofReason June 19, 2006

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistlerooy is one of the greatest natural goalscorers of all time. What he lacks in pace he makes up with his accuracy and positioning, and for every stunning goal he doesn't score there are about five close range toe pokes or on a penny turns and deadly finishes he does. Famed for never scoring a competative goal for manchester united outside of the box, the old trafford masses still chant a war like 'Ruud...Ruud' anytime he aproaches. Quantity over quality any day, Ruud Van Nistelrooy and his miraculous talent for putting the ball into the back of the net is fast becoming fable.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy : A poacher of goals

Ruud Van Nistelrooy by the godf4ther September 28, 2005

Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Poorly talented footballer playing in Scumchester United.Famous for his divings and for being a Sir Alex´s bitch.Always warmly received on Arsenal ground.

The bitch - Van Nistelrooy - was beaten by Arsenal FC players.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy by Anonymous Gooner April 7, 2005

Ruud Van Nistelroy 

this is spelled wrong

"ruud van nistelroy" is really spelled van nistelrooy

Ruud Van Nistelroy by andrew December 24, 2004

Ruud Van Nistelroy 

"the flying dutch man" he scores many goals for Manchester United and is one of their key players

Ruud is awesome!

Ruud Van Nistelroy by Lauren December 12, 2003