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vampwich 

n. A subgenre of vampire fan fiction in which two vampires are in a group sexual situation with a (usually) human character. It originated with stories about Bill, Sookie, and Eric from The Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood.
That fic had some hot vampwich action.
vampwich by riverharkness10 February 18, 2011

vampiric irrigation 

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.
vampiric irrigation by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Romantic Vamprism 

A personality condition in which someone uses feelings of "love" as a fuel source rather than a passion. People who suffer from Romantic Vamprism see love interests as outlets for attention, lust, confidence, and little more. Once their partner can't provide a needed amount of those things, they leave them behind for another victim. It's an addiction to the essence of love, not the details that make it last.

Romantic Vamprism is not easy to spot. Those who have it can be quite charming and outwardly appealing; it's their motive for love that gives them the condition. To them, a partner is a puppet for sexual and emotional energy, with little or no reason to keep them once they've served their purpose.

The "magnificent bastards" of heartbreaking, if you will.
"I'm in love with you!"

"Really now. I'm in love with your love."

"What about...you know...me?"

"Yes, yes, you too dear. I suppose. (For now...)"

Romantic Vamprism at it's finest.
Romantic Vamprism by VincentAcerbus November 28, 2011

Vampiric 

The tendency to be lazy and hate the sun.
person 1: "Oh my god, the sun is so bright! I think ill just go back to bed."

person 2: "Oh, please. . . stop being so vampiric and go to school."
Vampiric by Vita Mintoya February 1, 2010

Vampiric Suck And Fuck 

When you suck on someone's penis and then lightly bite it to draw blood and let the blood cover his cock and then he penetrates your anus and uses the blood as lubricant

vampiricism 

the (quite erotic) act of drinking another's blood
A; Where'd you get that cut on your shoulder?
B; My boo, he's into vampiricism.
vampiricism by lil vamp 86 April 7, 2005