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vampkiro by Gun clanning clowns. February 7, 2022
1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Vampirologist 

A person that researches, studies, and discusses vampires in both the fictional and real world and the trends that follow them.
"Susan was a vampirologist. She was teaching a lecture course at UCLA starting in the fall featuring the interpretations of several horror novels, including Dracula and Carmilla."
Vampirologist by J. Murphy December 18, 2005
A blood-oath serious person. Death before dishonor Spartan type person that lives and dies only for their ideals, kith, and kin.
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.

!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
You will never know you upset a vampirous person, until their plague kills your whole family.
vampirous by oh21 October 15, 2006

Vampironmentalism 

A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.
Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.

Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.
Vampironmentalism by Blood Light August 23, 2010

Vampirophile 

A Vampire version of paedophile. Someone who is obsessed or stalks vampires 24/7.
Girl 1 - I went to Edward Cullen's house yesterday.

Girl 2 - ergh! Your such a Vampirophile.
Vampirophile by PennyPeterson February 11, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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