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vampkiro by Gun clanning clowns. February 7, 2022
1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.
Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.
vampirony by picc285 May 8, 2019

Vampirologist 

A person that researches, studies, and discusses vampires in both the fictional and real world and the trends that follow them.
"Susan was a vampirologist. She was teaching a lecture course at UCLA starting in the fall featuring the interpretations of several horror novels, including Dracula and Carmilla."
Vampirologist by J. Murphy December 18, 2005
A blood-oath serious person. Death before dishonor Spartan type person that lives and dies only for their ideals, kith, and kin.
Capable of exterminating the enemy ... youngest first, oldest last, ... capable of forgetting past wrongs, but never forgiving.
For peace and happiness, best not to disturb mentally or emotionally, the soulless demon that sleeps within the corps may awaken.
Most appear to be polite, friendly, courteous (please, thanks, ...) civilized people with poor/negligible social skills and a closet blood-lust.

!APPROACH AT YOUR OWN RISK, you pitiful dumb shit!
You will never know you upset a vampirous person, until their plague kills your whole family.
vampirous by oh21 October 15, 2006

Vampironmentalism 

A Vampiric social movement regarding concerns for environmental conservation and improvement of the state of the environment for their future.
Guy: I joined an Environmentalist group for Vampires.
Girl: I hate Environmentalists.
Guy: Don't worry, I'm a Vampironmentalist.

Girl: What the fuck is Vampironmentalism?
Guy: Vampires are going to be around for a long time, we don't want the planet to turn into a barren hellscape.
Vampironmentalism by Blood Light August 23, 2010

Vampirophile 

A Vampire version of paedophile. Someone who is obsessed or stalks vampires 24/7.
Girl 1 - I went to Edward Cullen's house yesterday.

Girl 2 - ergh! Your such a Vampirophile.
Vampirophile by PennyPeterson February 11, 2010