Vamit 

To vomit out of your ass. Similar to diarrhea but more violent.

I had to VAMIT 3 times after eating Chinese last night.

Vamit by daware July 22, 2016

Vamit 

Southern Vomit.

Yea man she vamitted all over Amul.

Vamit by Vamit October 29, 2010

vanity wipe 

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy
Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

vanity wipe by DaveHill February 13, 2008

vagitarian 

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

vanity crush 

To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;

{Mirrors are breaking, Vanity crush, Perfection climbing, All eyes on us}
the lyrics in the Jeffree Star song, Heart Surgery (Isn't That Bad...)

vanity crush by Erin Nichole February 15, 2008

Vagitine 

(noun) Fictional product used to treat irritated vaginas.

CLERK: Can I help you?

LOUIE: Yeah. I need, uh, condoms, sexual lubricant, Vagitine, and blueberries.

CLERK: Lubricant, aisle seven; Vagitine, aisle three, next to the tampons; condoms behind the counter; and we ain't got no blueberries.

LOUIE: Thank you.

Vagitine by itsonlymike August 2, 2011

Vanity Shits 

A case of diarrhoea so bad, it enables you to fit into clothes you haven't worn in years.

"I got food poisoning at the weekend; upside was I can fit into my skinny jeans again! Best case of vanity shits ever!"

Vanity Shits by MagpieDreams May 28, 2015