Vambien

My wife had so much vambien last night instead of online shopping we went three rounds and used up a set of triple a batteries.

Vambien by Ray Redsox August 7, 2022

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vambie

An organism possessing traits similar to those of a zombie, but has an insatiable appetite for blood, not unlike that of a vampyre, and also cannot be exposed to sunlight without physical pain.

e.g.: the antagonists in the 2007 blockbuster, "I Am Legend"

"I've had it with these motherfuckin' vambies in this motherfuckin' city!"

vambie by Razixi February 1, 2008

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Vambien • vambie • vambiesaur

vambiesaur

An extinct organism that is the size of a dinosaur but has qualities of zombies and has the urge to drink blood like a vampire, born in the prehistoric ages and burned to death by sunlight.

You can't find Vambiesaur remnants because the sun burned up all their matter to ash during extinction.

vambiesaur by JesseTheStarcatcher December 29, 2014

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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