Valur

A disgusting fat bastard that plays Fortnite and. He will most likely die of Type 4 Diabetes.
He was skinny when he was young but now he makes everybody puke out if they’re asshole.

EEEW is that Valur he makes me want to die

by BigC0kk69 September 28, 2018

valur

Valur - an Icelandic name

Valurs are dorky and funny, shy and the greatest entertainers. They are also walking encyclopedias, and can name any fact at any time.

Bob: Who's that stupid kid over there?
Jess: Oh, that's Valur! He's the best!

by Bettafiend April 17, 2017

valure

The allure of good value for money.

"Steve was enticed by the valure of the £2.99 Whopper meal"

by Butterick McJobber August 6, 2009

Birnir Valur

Birnir Valur is a god he is most known for being The God of Vapes he is the cloud master he can do the best Vape Tricks he is a GOD with a huge army behind him, if anybody messes with him they will die

Johnny: Hey do you know Birnir Valur?

Alex: Yes he is the god of vapes and clouds

by The God of Urban June 7, 2020

Dirty valur

A dirty valur is when you squirt mustard on two closeted men in the act.

I walked in on my mom performing a dirty valur with my dad and his male co-worker!

by IL8VeMilfs March 8, 2021

valur

a guy With a huge penis he is funny hot and a good friend

hey look its valur i love that guy

by nigaur May 17, 2023