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To run at a rapid pace with sliding down a slippery slope
She went vajozing down the hill
Vajoz by Vajoz February 25, 2018
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vajoozle biscuit 

The place where your perineum is located specifically on a female.
Your peroneal nerve is not in your vajoozle biscuit, it's in your knee.
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When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.
Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.
Vajoma by Faster Redhead January 21, 2016

vajazzling 

The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman's nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.
Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn't enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.

"Did you see that chick's crotch crystals? They're vajazzling!"
vajazzling by L0 January 13, 2010

vajazzing 

Vajazzing is to decorate your cleanly shaved female reproductive organs with diamonds and pearls in pretty patterns.
I heard Jeniffer Love Hewitt is vajazzed right now, so now I absolutely must try this vajazzing thing Ive been hearing so much about!
vajazzing by DashingDoyle March 16, 2010

Vajazzled 

a.k.a. completely bare™ with a flair is a completely bare™ wax with a swarovski crystal design
"I got my bikini vajazzled for my birthday"
Vajazzled by completely bare ™ February 24, 2010

Vajazzile 

To get a brazillian wax then adorn your cooty with stick on gems
Her snatch looks pretty now that its vajazziled! Look at it sparkle!
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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