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A vagina in which the labia, through extended stretch and use, have become floppy, elastic, or rubber-like, similar to the cheeks of a neopolitan mastiff.
Greg: So did you get with that girl?
Jack: I was going to, but when she took her pants off she was sporting massive vajowls. Kind of a turn off.
Greg: So...did you get with that girl?
Jack: ...Yes.
vajowls by Gunpowder February 18, 2009
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vaginal tissue SO redundant that upon placement of tight garments, tissue drapes into an elongated, pendulous cameltoe
Amy really ought to wear more comfortable, roomy pants since when she wears those, her vajowls are in plain sight and remind me of my saint bernard when he is sad
vajowls by howzay May 17, 2008
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"Bitch, you best not be flaunting your vajowls, around my man!"
Vajowls by Ker-Bear July 20, 2022
A person with such terrible botox their lips look like a swollen vagina. Commonly associated with guidos, guidettes and people with orange skin.
Angela gets botox so much the vajowl that is her mouth should have a censor bar over it.
vajowl by methlabpolitiks July 10, 2012

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026