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Vajohnna 

A Vajohnna is a total creeper. She will creep on people she doesn't even know, and go to hockey games just to creep on the players. Don't become friends with this kind of person.
Jeez! That girl's such a vajohnna!
Vajohnna by giiiiiiz December 22, 2008
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Vajohnia 

A man, named John (or Jon), who is acting like a woman: complaining, nagging, whining, bitching, unhappy, etc.
John is really complaining and nagging a lot lately. He's acting like a real vajohnia.

Hey buddy, don't be such a vajohnia. You've been complaining all day.

You know, you really are a vajohnia. Stop whining.
Vajohnia by Dr Clock April 24, 2009
smelly vagina
Kylee's legs were open and everyone could smell her vajohnny.
vajohnny by acerpower February 19, 2009
someone who sucks at life and no matter how hard he tries he just fails miserabley
shit son, your boy vajohnny sucks at life today
vajohnny by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 23, 2004
It is the anus of a gay male. It is usually referring to the one who is the receiver during anal sex. Vajohnny is also referred to as a man-gina, a man's vagina.
He keeps his vajohnny shaved smooth. He says it feels better during anal sex.
vajohnny by Veggiety June 2, 2009
A dude named John who acts like a little bitchface all the time. Usually super grumpy and very uncool.
What’s wrong with John? He’s such a bitchface right now.

Yeah, he’s totally being Vajohna today.
vajohna by motomushu69 August 11, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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