3 definition by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN

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someone who sucks at life and no matter how hard he tries he just fails miserabley
shit son, your boy vajohnny sucks at life today
by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 23, 2004

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This is when you skeet all over a face. you hit it doggy style then spit on her back....when she turns around bust it all over her face. its really fun.
im bout to do the flying trapeze on that bia
by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 18, 2004

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Someone who is 90% ass
holy that girl has a NASS
by EGYPTIAN JIGGA MAN April 19, 2004

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