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Vajohnia 

A man, named John (or Jon), who is acting like a woman: complaining, nagging, whining, bitching, unhappy, etc.
John is really complaining and nagging a lot lately. He's acting like a real vajohnia.

Hey buddy, don't be such a vajohnia. You've been complaining all day.

You know, you really are a vajohnia. Stop whining.
Vajohnia by Dr Clock April 24, 2009
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Vajohnna 

Male version of a vagina, used the same way as a traditional vagina
My vajohnna is so sore, he used it for hours last night
Vajohnna by Vajohnnamasta February 22, 2019
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Vajohnna 

A Vajohnna is a total creeper. She will creep on people she doesn't even know, and go to hockey games just to creep on the players. Don't become friends with this kind of person.
Jeez! That girl's such a vajohnna!
Vajohnna by giiiiiiz December 22, 2008
A dude named John who acts like a little bitchface all the time. Usually super grumpy and very uncool.
What’s wrong with John? He’s such a bitchface right now.

Yeah, he’s totally being Vajohna today.
vajohna by motomushu69 August 11, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026