Vahpour 

Anger, full of fire, vengeance.

You could see the vahpour in her eyes, like a tiger stalking it's prey.

Vahpour by Jar-jar-drinks January 5, 2020

anthropomorphic vapour 

A substance in the gas phase at a temperature lower than its critical point but with distinct human characteristics, such as a face or free will.

Willo the wisp, the protagonist from the hit 80s animation of the same name is a classic example of anthropomorphic vapour.

anthropomorphic vapour by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013

Disciple of Vapour 

A musician who denies their own past musical ventures whether it be a former band or a feature in a song. Disciples of Vapour tend to change the subject at a moments notice, block any confrontation on the fact they made any music beyond their own personal solo projects.

"I made this song back in the day called '20 minutes we did it!' about my ex-girlfriend, I'm thinking about becoming a Disciple of Vapour"

Disciple of Vapour by The Real Dillon October 12, 2020

Ball Vapour 

A lucid synonym for the function and after-effects of testicular perspiration. The term ball vapour should specifically refer to the visual phenomenon of steam rising from a set of sweaty testicles - typically within a climate much cooler than the average ballsack. Ball vapour is less common in countries that experience year-round warmth or extensive home central-heating systems. Northern European countries such as Norway, Sweden and Scotland have been epicentres of the ball-vapour phenomenon for many years.

Ball vapour swirled through the air as my sweaty nuts glistened in the winter moonlight.

Ball Vapour by Gaberdeen February 3, 2010

vapourisor 

An small portable electric device which heats the active chemicals in weed and turns them into a vapour which can then be inhaled. Allows a smokeless intake as the weed is not burned as it would be in a pipe or spliff.

Have you tried Steves vapourisor yet, you get a well good hit from it.

vapourisor by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

Vapour Lock 

The primary cause of snoring in men.

When a man lies on his back to sleep, his balls drop over his arsehole, blocking the main south vent and causing vapour lock. The resultant build-up of burps, farts, heavy exhalation fractions, digestive fumes, beer gas, and weed smoke, then has to be vented to atmosphere by alternative means, which requires his gut gremlins to re-route the gases being expelled back through the primary inhalation channel.

Fortunately this is possible because the exhaust gases, being warmer than the incoming air, rise to the upper half of the esophaegus, and the two vapour streams are able to pass each other going opposite directions in the same pipe.

The actual sound of snoring is comprised of millions of tiny gas molecule voices shouting at each other on the way past. The incoming ones are shouting "Oo, poo, you stink," or variations thereof, and the outgoing ones are calling back "fuck you Pinky, you don't know shit and you're gonna get fisted."

Snoring can be avoided completely by the judicious use of a suitable testicle rest which keeps the butthole uncovered and open. Naturally however this means that a man employing such a device tends to fart more in his sleep.

Women don't like us snoring, but they whinge and moan about the alternative as well. This is because they are essentially moaning bitches with penis envy and were born unhappy, but we still love them.

First woman: "My man is such a pig, whenever he lies on his back to sleep he snores like a walrus chewing a mouthful of wasps."

2nd woman: "He's got vapour lock, silly. I bet he has really big balls."

1st: (blushes) "well, yes, and he can fart like a Trojan too, but only when he's standing up."

2nd: "I wish I had a penis."

1st: "Me too."

(they both sigh)

Vapour Lock by Flash the Squirrel March 25, 2013

chud-vapour 

It's a fart thats well dirty it comes from the word chud
It can smell so bad that it may knock you out

That guys chud-vapour was nasty
Did u smell that chud-vapour it nearly knocked me out
That chud-vapour smells like a dirk
Oiii brad that chud vapour was nasty go back to jean city and get ur beatlist

chud-vapour by Berty,Kurty,Dirk and Ahmed July 9, 2010