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To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.
VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."
by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014
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noun: An intentionally vague or one-worded status update, alluding to something else. This could be an inside joke, or anything meant for only a few people. More simply, it could be a plea for someone to comment. Such as "pointless", "frustrated", or any inside joke.
Did you see Jeremy's vaguebook? All it said was 'pointless'.
by Gabrellus March 28, 2011
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Vague Book (or vague booking) is the act of calling someone on their bullshit via social media yet you are to big of a pussy to actual tag said person in you act of attempted bullshit calling.
I love how people VAGUE BOOK but they are bad at it. Lol
by Patience_Raven April 26, 2015
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