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Vaugebooker 

A member of the social network Facebook who posts vauge and sometimes cryptic statuses on their wall. This is commonly used as a ploy to elicit comments from other fellow facebook users. This choice of ambiguity is often associated with one of the following:

1) Their status is something highly personal and just want some words of encouragement or endearment from their peers.

2) Their page has had little to no action in the past few days so they might as well put something that will get a response from someone since none of their other statuses have been appealing to anyone.

3) They have a pathological need for attention and as such are not able to function unless they find a way to get that attention.
OMG did you see Mary's status today? It said, 'Whats done is done. And thats all there is to it'. Do you know what see was talking about? She is being such a Vaugebooker!
Vaugebooker by Emosewaosmai July 20, 2010
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Vaguebooker 

someone who intentionally throws up a vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

...don't be one.
Example:

Crystal is: "wondering if it is all worth it"

Mark is: "regretting last night"

"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again."

"Yeah dude, did you see what Matt put? He is such a Vaguebooker!"
Vaguebooker by .JEll. February 5, 2010
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vaugebook 

An intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help.

Mary “is wondering if it is all worth it.”

Mark: “is thinking that was a bad idea.”
An example of vaugebook:

Jessie “that was retarded.”

Opposite:

Tammy “is in line at the grocery store.”
vaugebook by Sexy Nurse April 1, 2011

Vaguebooker 

A person who practices vaguebooking on Facebook.
Jane's Facebook Status: OMG, I just give up!

Comment: Vaguebooker

Comment: Are you vaguebooking to get attention?
Vaguebooker by Dr. Fairaday February 4, 2010
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