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vagisil
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it
oh really? whats it called
umm... vagisil
oh really? whats it called
umm... vagisil
vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
Related Words
Vagispill • Vagisilly • vagisil • Vagasilly • Vagichills • VAGINILLION • vagiscicle • vagishield • vagisicle • vagisiilitis
Vagisil
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil
Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?
Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?
Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.
Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010
vagisil wheels
this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.
vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009
Vagispiracy
(n.)- The unwritten code of all man hating, glass ceiling preaching, penis envious women who are secretly controlling all of the thoughts and actions of modern day society. Through the use of multiple mediums they have convinced middle class women in first world countries that they are being abused and should fight off the horrible indecencies imposed on them by every man who has ever tried to be involved in their life. As a result of their indoctrination, a generation of effeminate men have been raised to hate themselves and bow to the all powerful matriarchs.
q: Have you read the latest book from Oprah's Book club?
a: No, I don't condone the great O's vagispiracy. The girls from the View and her should spend some time in a airtight garage with a running car if you ask me...
a: No, I don't condone the great O's vagispiracy. The girls from the View and her should spend some time in a airtight garage with a running car if you ask me...
Vagispiracy by ReformedYankee May 19, 2009
vagisil
vagisil by 2 sick pups November 13, 2011
vagisilence
An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.
In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.
The Thread
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."
Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."
Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."
... 3 weeks later...
Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"
vagisilence by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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