Vagispill 

When a female forgets to use a feminine hygiene product when the Red Sea is in town, and proceeds to drip period blood into a puddle on the floor.

"Oh no, Becky! I forgot my tampon and I just had a huge vagispill!"

Vagispill by TripleDs October 9, 2012

vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely

OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil

vagisil by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008

Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.

Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!

Vagisil by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010

vagisil wheels 

this is the term used to describe a driver that is resourceful and can slip out of any sticky driving situation. The drivers slick driving eases discomfort not only for the other driver, but for passengers and everyone involved in the near fatal encounter.

Wow!! what a manuever that was, that dude has vagisil wheels.

vagisil wheels by mexicanfoodstamp November 17, 2009

Vagispiracy 

(n.)- The unwritten code of all man hating, glass ceiling preaching, penis envious women who are secretly controlling all of the thoughts and actions of modern day society. Through the use of multiple mediums they have convinced middle class women in first world countries that they are being abused and should fight off the horrible indecencies imposed on them by every man who has ever tried to be involved in their life. As a result of their indoctrination, a generation of effeminate men have been raised to hate themselves and bow to the all powerful matriarchs.

q: Have you read the latest book from Oprah's Book club?

a: No, I don't condone the great O's vagispiracy. The girls from the View and her should spend some time in a airtight garage with a running car if you ask me...

Vagispiracy by ReformedYankee May 19, 2009

vagisil

Bengay for the va-jay-jay

I've been itching all day, its time for the vagisil"

vagisil by 2 sick pups November 13, 2011

vagisilence 

An extremely contagious disease that occurs when a man ignores his friends' phone calls and text messages because a vagina is within 3 feet of his penis.

Can also occur when a guy is in a relationship where the woman wears the pants, when the woman is in charge of the mans phone, or the man loses all desire to interact with anyone but the vagina that is within three feet of his penis.

In rare occassions, this epidemic can transfer to women that meet a cute guy with a super cute dog. In this case, it's called Penisilence.

The Thread

Paul: "Kyle is awfully quiet on the group text tonight."

Antwan: "Yeah he had a date."

Staci: "Poor little guy, must be suffering from Vagisilence..."

... 3 weeks later...

Kyle: "Hey guys, what's goin on?"

vagisilence by Vagisilence creator April 20, 2016