Vaginasauras

A type of dinosaur that still exists in 2019, that uses marketing spin and fire to kill the people of Australia. Secondary attack is ruthless arm shaking. Has been known to destroy culture and bathrooms notably maccas toilets.

"I thought the dinosaurs were wiped out but this scomo vaginasauras is fucking taking us back to the Stone age"

"We tried to hide after the fires but he fucking chased us down and shook my hand, what a vaginasaur. I feel raped"

by Drwaterhousen January 8, 2020

Vaginasaurus Rex

A pejorative term I developed in reference to some, heartless and destructive women. From "vagina" referring to the mamalian birth canal and "dinosauria" (conined by Dr. Richard Owen) meaning "fearfully great lizard" The term is meant to convey the epitome of "bitch" potential that some (emphasized) women display.

My friend's ex-girlfriend broke up with him the day after her car fell off the ramps and crushed his legs while he was changing the oil. Now she's dating his mom. What a Vaginasaurus Rex.

by Dr. Chris March 3, 2005

vaginasaur

A vagina that attacks you when you go near it

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Vaginosaurus Rex

When someone is being a real tool, call them a vaginosarus rex. Which basically means you are a dinosaur's vagina. Best used on your aunt who won't go to dinner with you.

Cindy was being such a vaginosaurus rex because she didn't want to go out like the rest of us.

by Painting Jokester March 4, 2010

Vaginasaurus

A vagina which is so ancient that it needs a team of anthropologists to recognise it.

Your Grandma: "Look at my vaginasaurus!"

by Gossip Who? August 7, 2009

Vaginasaurous

When the either one or both of the vagina lips are swollen. mostly likely caused by a yeast infection, a latex allergy, a spermicide allergy, or rough sex while not properly lubricated. Sometimes it can be painful or itch. The best way to deal with it is to always wear liners, avoid super tight clothing as they cause yeast infections, and find out if you have allergies to latex or spermicide. If you have a Vaginasaurous in your pants, it helps to place a small ice pack in your panties to help ease the swelling.

Jane was scared when after sex her vagina was swollen. She asked her best friend what to make of it and she simply said, "Don't worry. You just have a slight case of Vaginasaurous."

by Queen of All Vags September 15, 2009

vaginnasaurus rex

a scary lookin' vagina that scares the shit outta you

Dude! I met this girl last night and took her home. About half an hour later I was face-to-face with a vaginnasaurus rex.

by J Squeaky January 26, 2010