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vagina monkey 

A human baby.
The tail, of course, being the umbilical cord.
Doctor: Oh, lord! This is the ugliest little vagina monkey I have ever brought into this world!
vagina monkey by damienne February 8, 2007
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Vagina Monkey 

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).
Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.
Vagina Monkey by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011

Vagina Monkey 

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.
Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!
Vagina Monkey by yOy0 June 17, 2008

vagina monkey 

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz
oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.
Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.
Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

monkey vagina 

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.
Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.
monkey vagina by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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