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Vagina Monkey 

A person or persons who are in the vagina almost non-stop (A player or a pimp).
Dude, Max is such a vagina monkey, with all his bitches and what not.
Vagina Monkey by MonkeyMan22423 October 14, 2011

Vagina Monkey 

A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.
Oh no! Keep that Vagina Monkey away from the men!
Vagina Monkey by yOy0 June 17, 2008

vagina monkey 

to be a loser who wants to name a friends lacrosse stick jizz
oh my god! Emtruepoo your such a vagina monkey! I'm not naming my stick jizz!! Haha

Hot Monkey Vagina 

HMV for short. Desirable women with great bodies.
Lets go to the bar tonight and look for Hot Monkey Vagina.
Hot Monkey Vagina by oscarbaby October 17, 2008

monkey vagina 

A term used to express a vagina resembling that of an African American woman.
Tom said that even though Sara was Caucasian she had one hell of a monkey vagina.
monkey vagina by Jt Martin November 4, 2007

Greasy Monkey Vagina 

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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