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vagina cheese 

the white clumpy goo that hang from a hairy twat that isn't cleaned sufficiently after taking a dump.
that chick was rad, except when I took her panties off she hand some vagina cheese that needed a steak knife to get off

Vagina Cheese 

A cheese created by leaving helpings of skim milk in a dead girls vagina.
Wow Ashton sure does make a tasty vagina cheese samwich
Vagina Cheese by Alexis-Kaci January 18, 2009

grilled cheese vagina 

A vagina that, when peeled opened, is like peeling apart a fresh grilled-cheese sandwich.
Damn that old lady is nasty...I'll bet shes got a grilled cheese vagina...

vaginal cheese

Vaginal discharge that is thick and white (like cottage cheese),or milky white/grey discharge. (May have a strong fishy odor.)
Janice: Hey Glenda, I have to talk to you about something. Lately I've had these chunky white secretions from my vagina.
Glenda: Oh, don't worry Janice. That's just vaginal cheese.

Vaginal Cheese Crust 

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.
Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .
Vaginal Cheese Crust by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

vaginal cream cheese 

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.
Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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