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Vagception 

Being used or under the control of a girl or girlfriend by the use of her vag. Sometimes men will get vagcepted by a girlfriend and lose site of there true friends, mainly there bros, and think its love or are in love.
Colin: "Yo what ever happened to our friend Jim, I havent seen him in years?"

Ryan: "O man you didn't hear, he has a bad case of vagception."

Colin: "Fucking vagception, what a little bitch."
Vagception by PseudonymEvilTwin January 30, 2014
Related Words
A sign that your lady may very well be turned on.
"Dude, all I did was pinch her nips and she got a massive vagection!"
"Did you you tap that?"
"Of course!"
Vagection by RRJ April 28, 2008

vagueation 

A type of vacation when you spend most of your time being high from drinking and smoking and as a result do not remember anything afterwards.
I had a two weeks' vagueation in Thailand last year. When I came back I found out I had crabs.
vagueation by vladim_i_rich July 6, 2016

Vagception

Like a dream within a dream, a vag in a vag. Woman puts a pocket pussy in her real vagina and receives penetrative sex. Presumably shes filled up by the large toy and can hardly feel her partner while he enjoys her and the pocket pussy at once.
Lets vagception tonight
Vagception by Littlepecker September 9, 2026
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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