vladim_i_rich's definitions

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

vagueation

A type of vacation when you spend most of your time being high from drinking and smoking and as a result do not remember anything afterwards.

I had a two weeks' vagueation in Thailand last year. When I came back I found out I had crabs.

by vladim_i_rich July 6, 2016

smell zone

an area affected by an extremely unpleasant smell that you do not want to breathe in

Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.

by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016