Definitions by vladim_i_rich

office exhibitionist 

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

office exhibitionist by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

vagueation 

A type of vacation when you spend most of your time being high from drinking and smoking and as a result do not remember anything afterwards.

I had a two weeks' vagueation in Thailand last year. When I came back I found out I had crabs.

vagueation by vladim_i_rich July 6, 2016

smell zone

an area affected by an extremely unpleasant smell that you do not want to breathe in

Somebody was already shitting there when I was peeing in the toilet and I got into the smell zone. Fuck! I wanna go home and change my clothes now.

smell zone by vladim_i_rich June 20, 2016