Vagclock
Punch straight to the ol' baby maker or
How much pounding a vagina can take over a given length of time.
How much pounding a vagina can take over a given length of time.
Vagclock by Garingo Supreme December 11, 2022
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Vagblock
Vagblocking (v.)
The act that is done when a girl is flirting with a boy and another girl comes over and interrupts the conversation, trying to keep them from talking/flirting (for the simple fact that she is jealous.)
The act that is done when a girl is flirting with a boy and another girl comes over and interrupts the conversation, trying to keep them from talking/flirting (for the simple fact that she is jealous.)
Alex and Amanda are talking and flirting with one another at a party when Jenny approaches the conversation.
Jenny: Hey what's going on over here?
Amanda: Don't vagblock me!
Jenny: Hey what's going on over here?
Amanda: Don't vagblock me!
Vagblock by Alittlehammie November 17, 2010
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Vagblock
1. The act of any person preventing a female from engaging in any type of sexual act. Synonymous with cockblock, only with a female.
"Did you hear about Stacy, she totally vagblocked me last night when I was trying to hook up with that guy!"
"What a bitch!"
"What a bitch!"
Vagblock by ThatSexyShyGirl August 20, 2011
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