Vadome
Vadome by Joseph A. Smith HH,CC,KY May 9, 2011
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Vagometer
A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.
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Vagdometer
Neologism of the evening:
Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.
Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.
It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then
Vagdometer by M P Web September 23, 2016
vadomotor
1.)A device that helps men know how busted that snatch is before having to investigate for ones self.
2.)Much like an odometer it' records the usage or hours so you know to Smash or Pass that snatch!
2.)Much like an odometer it' records the usage or hours so you know to Smash or Pass that snatch!
1.) "Dude, that Girls vadomotor is way high. You want nothing to do with her. "
2.) "Son that vadomotor is busted. You're gonna catch something nasty with those "High Miles "
2.) "Son that vadomotor is busted. You're gonna catch something nasty with those "High Miles "
vadomotor by Austin_mk2 May 17, 2017
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