Vadome

(Va-dome) The act of blowing a bubble of bubble gum into a girls wet vagina

I vadome the hell out of some girl last night!

by Joseph A. Smith HH,CC,KY May 9, 2011

Vagometer

Like an odometer, a vagometer is used to gauge the amount of usage a vagina has endured. A combination of vagina and odometer.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.

That sluts vagometer turned over before she got her driver's license.

by DJ BALL January 20, 2006

vagometer

Similar in theory to an odometer, a vagometer is a device that measures how much use a woman's vagina has had; how worn out it is.

I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.

by scorpioeric October 14, 2009

Vagometer

A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.

The enthusiatic grip she had on my vagometer indicated she was having a good time.

by Kevin Rose December 18, 2002

Vladomere

The Leader Of The Secret GRPXCTZ organization, a Russia Deity, (in his own mind) and his Subordinates are loyal to his Campaign

Vladomere: Obey
World: YES SIR!

by PANZERORANGEPROPIGANDA July 10, 2010

Vagdometer

Neologism of the evening:

Vagdometer (noun)
Vajj-dohm-et-er
Merican
An allusion to the literal mileage on any given vagina.

It was palpable in the hooker's stance that her Vagdometer had rolled over years ago-----and at least twice since then

by M P Web September 23, 2016

vadomotor

1.)A device that helps men know how busted that snatch is before having to investigate for ones self.

2.)Much like an odometer it' records the usage or hours so you know to Smash or Pass that snatch!

1.) "Dude, that Girls vadomotor is way high. You want nothing to do with her. "

2.) "Son that vadomotor is busted. You're gonna catch something nasty with those "High Miles "

by Austin_mk2 May 17, 2017