Vacaccination 

The first vacation allowed after being fully vaccinated for the COVID-19 virus, often relates to countries who have strict movement control orders or lockdowns.

Only those who have completed their COVID-19 vaccination are allowed to go on a cross-border vacaccination.

Vacaccination by Hashtagger September 6, 2021

forced vaccination 

When a company forces their employees to get a vaccination or be terminated.

I can't believe the courts in the United States are allowing forced vaccination of the covid vaccine. Everyone should have the right to choose if they want the vaccine or not and should not have to worry about loosing their job if they choose not to.

forced vaccination by jimmybomm August 12, 2021

anti-vaccination

A group of people who are in favour of bringing back diseases and doesn't care about the well being of others. A group of people who are pro-disease

Jim belongs to the anti-vaccination cult, therefore he is in favour of your kid getting a disease and dying.

anti-vaccination by Doc Rick Shillstein October 9, 2015

Vaccination 

The administration of antigenic material to produce immunity, or close to immunity, to a disease.

Only people in third world countries who can't afford it and retarded people who either don't understand science or are religious nutjobs don't get vaccines. Some wackos still think it causes like autism - but there is absolutely no link between the two and these people are both wrong and doing damage to the research that could be getting done on the real reasons for autism.

The two rounds of vaccinations have eradicated polio from most of the countries in the world and reduced the worldwide incidence from an estimated 350,000 cases in 1988 to just over 1000 cases in 2007.

Vaccination by Pointer of the Obvious August 25, 2008

Poisson Vaccination 

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

Poisson Vaccination by Covido December 28, 2021

Pre-Heaven Vaccination 

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.

A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?

Pre-Heaven Vaccination by Covido February 4, 2022

basic vaccinations 

basic vaccinations (coined by my friend's friend) - the vaccinations that you receive as a baby. Then you go on with your life not getting vaccinated like ever and get holistic treatments instead.

Friend #1 "Oh I have all my basic vaccinations"
Friend #2 "wtf is a basic vaccination?"

basic vaccinations by cutiepiestarbucksgal77 May 7, 2021