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A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
valtrex by MichFace July 11, 2005
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The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
I'm just so scared of King Valtrex!

Man, I hate global warming! Damn you, Valtrex!
Valtrex by Mikenator January 14, 2008
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Valtrex Boy 

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.
It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!
Valtrex Boy by JohnKnee March 21, 2008
WWE wrestling move created by a teenager in 2020
he valtexa over him
valtexa by vrettttt September 18, 2021

Valerexo 

Valerexo, is a roblox major bypass owner. Previously owned Project CVN, And made his own server, (Valerexo's Discord) Besides that he's a faggot and he likes Cheese Pizza...
"You know that Valerexo faggot? He fucking banned me off of the discord for saying,"Where's the bypasses?" "
Valerexo by Valerexo January 29, 2019
A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.
“Hey look at those tits on that valtree”
“I wish my boobs were as big as valree’s”
valtree by Josephry April 5, 2008
Fucking internet gangster, pro at Fortnite, loves the --random-agent --batch "if you know what i mean" spends fuckton time on memes instead of school.
valtex by johnpythonparser November 20, 2021
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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