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valtree

A very large breasted woman. Best of all valerie's. Direct descendent of a famous WHITE jazz musician. Loves her boobs more than anything. Loves the cock. All her friends think and want her to be a lesbian but she refuses. Loves Boobs, All boobs, big boobs, little boobs, black boobs, white boobs, all boobs.
“Hey look at those tits on that valtree”
I wish my boobs were as big as valree’s”
by Josephry April 5, 2008
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valtrex

A medical substance that is consumed while in the phases of Herpes that improves your life by allowing you to go mountain climbing and handgliding without the worries of an outbreak in your genital area.
Herpes has affected my life for over 10 years now but after I found "valtrex" I am now able to trick people into having unprotected sex with me while ontop of the himalayan mountains.
by MichFace July 11, 2005
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Valaree

A queen that is dignified, intellectual, sensual,graceful, loving, confident, resourceful, beautiful. She is a social butterfly yet very loyal. Prudently carries and monitors the moral compass of judicial authority with integrity.
Have you ever seen Valaree in action?

Valaree is how I aspire to live.
by Madame Queen December 20, 2016
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Valtrex Boy

A married male that gets herpes from a female in medical-sales and passes the herpes to his wife.
It's a bird, It's a Wayne, It's VALTREX BOY!
by JohnKnee March 21, 2008
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Valtrex

The evil 3-headed king of the Gorlon Nebula, feared by many and known throughout the universe as the primary reason for global warming.
I'm just so scared of King Valtrex!

Man, I hate global warming! Damn you, Valtrex!
by Mikenator January 14, 2008
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Valoree

that Valoree is horribly awesome
by Oree October 16, 2008
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valtryek

Valtryek is a spinning top that fucks others in the arena
by Checkhwjjdje May 20, 2018
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