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Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.
"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.
Jean Valjean by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011
Related Words
In the Albanian language it means the waves of the sea. Valjon one of a kind guy hot, and sexy body no one can resist
valjon means waves of the sea
valjon by Albanianm March 8, 2011
Female name of Albanian origin, meaning life of the waves. Usually a female with angelic features. Nicknames include: val, vali, and jeta.
Her name is Valjeta, she must be heaven sent.
Valjeta by Angelface231 November 3, 2011

jean valjean

to treat items average Americans take for granted like someone who's been persecuted in the old time French prison system
"Keith jean valjean'd my breakfast this morning...like he hadn't eaten in 10 years."

jean valjean by Hula February 3, 2008
A word that has multiple meanings. Valjoux can describe a joyous occasion, a memorable event or be used to mean fancy, good looking or favorable.

Pronounced VAL-SZWA
I lost my camera case on NYE, so not valjoux.

Girl 1: I met my soulmate.

Girl 2: Aww that's valjoux.

I love your dress, it's so valjoux.
valjoux by kasiakasey January 2, 2011
from the French character Jean Valjean
To get out of something/ somewhere

To tell others to leave in a rude fashion
This party is boring, valjean?

Valjean! I don't have time for you
valjean by Toxqjam June 19, 2022