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vajackal
Vajackal
noun
1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.
"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."
"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"
verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling
1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.
"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."
also noun: vajackaler
1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.
"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."
2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"
alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
noun
1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.
"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."
"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"
verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling
1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.
"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."
also noun: vajackaler
1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.
"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."
2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"
alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
Vajacket
A big flappy vagina that looks like a jacket or a high school play curtain. Often caused by excessive over-use.
Paris Hilton has a Vajacket.
Vajackulation
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chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
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Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!