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Vajackal
noun
1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.
"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."
"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"
verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling
1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.
"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."
also noun: vajackaler
1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.
"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."
2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"
alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
noun
1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.
"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."
"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"
verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling
1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.
"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."
also noun: vajackaler
1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.
"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."
2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"
alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
Vajacket
A big flappy vagina that looks like a jacket or a high school play curtain. Often caused by excessive over-use.
Paris Hilton has a Vajacket.
Vajackulation
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Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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