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valjack

when a girl named valerie never stops bitching your ears out a sound
valjacked my ass today and no ending.
by garbertronic666 October 1, 2017
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vajacking

"Where's your friend?" She's probably hiding at her desk vajacking again.
by Az-man January 5, 2016
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vajackal

Vajackal

noun

1. A person who is both annoying, lacks physical or mental strength, and/or is whiny.

"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."

2. A woman who is sexually aggressive and/or predatory and possesses an absolutely insatiable vagina.

"Don't get too drunk around Kendall. She's a vajackal and she'll get ya."

"Tonight is going to be a good night. This bar is teeming with vajackals!"

verb (used with object) vajackal, vajackaled, vajackaling

1. The non-penetrative act of placing one's penis between the butt cheeks of another and being stimulated. The owner of the butt cheeks moves up and down allowing the penis to glide between them. (see "titty fucking") Note: The anus is specifically *not used* during vajackaling. It is simply a bystander and any contact is strictly incidental.

"She wasn't interested enough to allow me to penetrate her. No P in V for me. But she let me vajackal- which was really nice."

also noun: vajackaler

1. During the act of vajackaling, the person who is using their buttcheeks.

"That girl's butt is nice and big. I bet she is a world class vajackaler."

2. synonym for vajackal. See: def 1. under "vajackal"

alternative spellings: vajackle, vajackel, vagackle
"You're being a real vajackal right now, David. Stop stealing the ping pong ball and go take a nap before I make you take a nap."
by Werdsmith August 22, 2014
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Vajacket

A big flappy vagina that looks like a jacket or a high school play curtain. Often caused by excessive over-use.
Paris Hilton has a Vajacket.
by Detox112 April 24, 2010
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Vajackulation

The pussy juice cocktail that squirts out of her clam when she has an orgasm.
I'm soaked baby you shot me with your vajackulation.
by Scotty2Hotty23 January 12, 2021
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