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VALENIECE 

VALENIECE MEAN
“Your a valeniece”
VALENIECE by N i k k i a 💀 November 3, 2020
Words you can keep
A drop dead gorgeous woman. She is a woman that can be hella classy but switch it up and go straight savage on you. She is very loyal but the moment you cross her or let her down you can kiss that loyalty goodbye. She loves the Bay Area and will rep it any way she possibly can. If you're lucky enough to come across a Vaniece put a ring on it or you'll regret it later.
Vaniece is such an amazing woman.
vaniece by Newmis, M December 22, 2016
Veniece is an amazing girl who has a contagious smile. She’s beautiful, smart, funny, kind, caring, and so much more.
If you have a Veniece in your life you need to cherish her and give her all the love and support you can give because she’ll give it back to you ten times more!
A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.
Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
Valence by shizzyed March 1, 2017
Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.
Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right
Valence by Phenomenal10 January 2, 2020
Valenie is a very sweet, kind and big-hearted person. Always beautiful with a broad and shiny smile. Very fashionable and knows how to dress. She might be shy and quiet but after a certain amount of time (depends how soon she'll feel comfortable around you) she might surprise you with a witty comeback and finally release the wild lioness that slumbers in her. Also, she doesn't curse! Goes by Valenie, Valabee, Val, Bal, etc.
1.) Guy: ,,DUDE! Remember when I told you about how shy I thought Valenie is? Well, today I felt like I was talking to a different Valenie! She asked me about fisting and anal sex!! :D"
2.) Girl: ,,Wow, I wish people loved me as much as they love Val.. look, everybody's trying to be around her!"
3.) ,,*zighs* zo zou zunderstand zow zuch Z zove zou zow? Zow...zand Z zhought zhat ze zad zas zpecial..."

valenteen 

A girl with a very unique name that very few girls have. She is very pretty, and has a lot of guys after her. Jesslyn's are usually very loud and outgoing, and have tons of friends. Almost everytime you'd see a Jesslyn, she would always have a smile on her face and always laughing, which is why a lot of people adore them. Jesslyn's aren't always the smartest people around, but sometimes thats just whats makes them soo funny!
wow, look at valenteen.
valenteen by tinaxo November 21, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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