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A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.
Person 1: Do you wants to 🅱️️ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
Valence by shizzyed March 1, 2017
Urban Dictionary Merch
Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.
Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right
Valence by Phenomenal10 January 2, 2020
A guy with Alot of bitcheeessssss
Yo i am valence
valence by Dnxnjdjxx February 24, 2017
person 1: who tf is valence bro sounds like valorant
person 2: someone that isnt single and gets bitches unlike you
valence by valeori August 4, 2022
when you put your thumb on a girls clit then your pointer finger under her belly button then squeeze and stroke
Chick: Hey babe im horny wanna valence me
Dude: hell yeah
Valence by Lylahofubr January 24, 2023
Origin: Chemistry & psychology Definition (in this context):
The emotional charge or tone of a person, moment, or space — usually referring to its overall positive or negative feel.
The valence of the situation was off, so Susie left and trusted her intuition.
Valence by coolpersom August 5, 2025

valence electrons 

a stupid thing no one cares about at all shouldn't be a word kill it
I hate it the valence electrons shouldn't exixt
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