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A mistake on saying Valentine but it means more.
Person 1: Do you wants to πŸ…±οΈοΈ my valence
Person 1: Valentine!! Fuck AUTOCORRECT
Person 2: no
Person 1: Ok, Nevermind bye.
by shizzyed March 01, 2017
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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Valence means Phenomenal.
Valence is a kind of guy who is caring but also hardcore to reveal his true feelings. Usually into sports as football and basketball. He is a complete mixture of brain and strength. He is a type of friend anyone could wish for.
Who is the guy taking care of you
Ohh! That’s #Valence

Wow! He’s really caring

I know right
by Phenomenal10 January 02, 2020
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