vagplaining

Present participle from the verb vag·plain.

The act by a cis-woman (or a mangina) of complaining when a man is mansplaining.

Peter: "And this, Mo'NiQ, is how you correctly insert a tampon."
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying feminazi SJW cis-woman): "O,M,G.!! Stop mansplaining!!"
Peter: "Seriously Mo'NiQ, your vagplaining will get you nowhere. Grow some balls."

by dan ad lumen November 16, 2017

vaxsplaining

The annoying habit of the newly vaccinated to make wild and scientifically dubious claims that they are now 100% immune to all things COVID related including "every single solitary variant on the planet"

I'm tired of maskless spring breakers vaxsplaining on instagram how they can now "safely make out with complete strangers on the beach".

by Christine DuVal March 24, 2021

VAGSPLAINING

When a woman explains things to a man in a condescending manner as if the man is too clueless to understand on his own.

The female version of mansplaining.

Joe was fed up with Karen incessantly vagsplaining everything to him as though he could never understand it with his feeble man brain.

by GltyPlesur October 10, 2020

Vagsplaining

When a woman states that a man isn't worth listening to or something a man says isn't true because something about him or his conduct is repulsive to her from a perspective of sexual arousal.

Feminist: Jordan Peterson is wrong because he cries easily.
Man: Just because your pussy dries up doesn't mean he's wrong, you are vagsplaining.

by Hardawg September 26, 2021

Vansplaining

When a person explains something to a member of the Van Halen family in a patronizing or arrogant tone as if the other person has no knowledge of what they're talking about.

The amount of people missing the joke I’m making, Vansplaining this album cover to me

by Fcx May 26, 2021